It is with very great pleasure that we at The Bendonium Society can introduce The Nippy Sack to our members. It has taken more than five years of concerted effort to win the rights to The Nippy Sack for the years 2005-2008 inclusive. We are very proud that we have been able to secure such a great, great prize for our members, rip out my spine. I hope, hope to god, that you will all appreciate the phenomenal effort and purchase shares in your Nippy Sack over the next couple of months so that we can celebrate a “double whammy” for 2005. Remember “ In your Nippy Sack we trust”.  Lastly I’d very much like to wrench your faces off.